| Quote | Mess-Up | Extra Info |
| 'What I was suggesting - you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my _____________.' | |
| 'I think when you spread the wealth around, it's _____________.' | |
| 'Let me introduce you to the next President of the United States of America - _______________.' | |
| 'Let me be absolutely clear. _______ is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's | |
| 'On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes - and I see _________ here today - our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.' | |
| 'I've now been in __ states - I think 1 left to go.' | |
| 'In case you missed it, this week, there was a tornado that killed about _______ people.' | |
| 'There's not a lot of it. I don't know what the term is in _______, wheeling and dealing.' | |
| Just this past week, we called out of the U.S. Senate ___________, which is my committee...' | |
| 'How's it going, ________?' | |