| Question | Answer |
| What type of games did Dave say the baseball player Kerry Wood close? | |
| Finish this famous Dave quote: ME?!?! ____!!!! | |
| Who was the person that Dave tried to fight but tripped and landed on top of? | |
| Who was the person that Dave whacked with a seltzer bottle but then got his ass kicked by? | |
| What type of meat is Dave always bragging about eating? (not penis) | |
| What did Dr. Galitzky call Dave when Dave got a 'B' on a quiz? | |
| What was one thing that Dave said he would do when he got to college? | |
| What was the other thing that Dave said he would do when he got to college? | |
| What does Dave consider himself a beast at? | |
| How does Dave like his buffalo wings? | |
| What basball player is always a part of Dave's fantasy baseball trades? | |
| What word did Dave use to describe the hockey player Jay Pandolfo? | |
| What was Dave's response when told that the New Jersey Devils were ahead of the Carolina Hurricanes 3-2 in the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals of the 2009 Stanley Cup Playoffs? | |
| When Dave told Roger, Noah, Gawin, Will, and Moaaz that he would receive the highest grade on the current physics test, what place did he actually come in out those Loftites? | |
| Who created a Beowulf-style poem all about Dave? | |
| What type of society does Dave believe he would thrive in? | |
| What African American revolutionary organization did Dave say he would join in the future? | |
| What does Dave do when he tries to run? | |
| Dave was constantly late for one class, which led to Dr. Bath calling his name over the loudspeaker and approximately 10 members of the Loft to yell 'OH' in unison. Name the class. | |
| According to Dave, where are the children? | |