Ron: My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to ________.

Ann: When Andy and I used to go the movies, he would try to guess the ending. And he would always guess that the main character had been dead the whole time. Even when we saw _____

Leslie: Uh, no, there's more. One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of _______. I thought it was terrible wine.

Ron: That woman really knows her way around a _______.

Jerry: For my _______, I was inspired by the death of my grandma.

Tom: On a scale from one to _______, how pissed off is he?

Ron: Looking at her, I feel like she might be the perfect _______ size for me.

Jean-Ralphio: I'm here when you get here in the morning, sure enough, I'll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don't worry, it's not _______.

Andy: Can I help you move? I'm really good at it. Afterwards I take the cardboard from the boxes and I use it for _______.

Andy: I cannot emphasize enough how little I was _______.

Leslie: Damn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What’d you do for a _______? Kill your wife?

April: I want to make out with him and chew his _______ off.

Jean-Ralphio: We got to third base. Over the _______.

Ron: I am an official member of a task force dedicated to slashing the city budget. Just saying that gave me a _______.

Chris: My body is like a _______. A grain of sand could destroy it!

Ron: Crying: acceptable at funerals and _______.

Leslie: And finally, our current slogan, 'Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in _______.'

Donna: If I had an hour alone with _______, he would forget all about Skinny Legs Magee, I’ll tell you that much.

Ron: Fish meat is practically a _______.

Leslie: One guy broke up with me while we were in the _______ together.

Ken Hotate: There are two things I know about white people. They love _______, and they are terrified of curses.

Ron: Fishing relaxes me. It's like _______ except I still get to kill something.

Leslie: Ann, you beautiful _______.

Andy: April hates _______. And brunch, and outside, and smiling.

Tom: Can we change up the music? It kinda sounds like the end of a movie about a _______ who killed himself.

Leslie: 'Not enough ramps' is the number three complaint among Pawnee seniors, right behind 'Everything hurts' and 'I'm _______.'

Ron: Never half-ass two things. _______ one thing.

April: Are you busy? And writing _______ fan fiction doesn't count.

Andy: I'm never gonna be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a _______.

April: There’s a brook out here that won’t stop _______. Shut up!

April: I may not have won, but at least I didn’t make any new _______.

Ron: I’m surrounded by a lot of _______ in this department. And that includes the men.

Ron: If it doesn't have _______, it's a snack.

Chris: Ann Perkins! You really know your _______.

Tammy One: Sit up straight. You're not doing your _______ any favors.

Leslie: Great news! Lots of old people have _______!