| What Was Said | Character | Who Said It |
|---|
| I hate so much... about the things... that you choose to be | |
| It's not a surprise to me. (Character's Name) is the office mattress | |
| I’m gonna miss you man. You’ve been like an uncle to me…like a kind, old Uncle Remus | |
| We offer tours of the fields and of the barn. Perhaps you’d be interested in (Character's Name)'s table-making demonstration? | |
| The 800 pound gorilla in the room? (Character's Name)? I'm still dating her so nothing can happen between us at the convention. | |
| (Character's Name)'s off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office? | |
| Hey Jan, speaking of Stamford, (Character's Name) brought in her baby. | |
| So I closed the door, but the image of his dangling participle still burned in my eyes. | |
| With the electricity we’re using to keep (Character's Name) alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what’s unethical? | |
| Just as hot as Jan but in a different way | |
| Oh, I got it! What’s the name of that tight-ass Christian chick…the blond | |
| (Character's Name) and I are lovers. It feels so good to finally say that out loud. | |
| That is stupid. I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands. | |
| You are great. Very ambitious. And I feel like you want more than this little office has to offer. And I understand that you'd wanna just spread your wings, and fly the coop. | |
| He has not stopped working for a second. At 12:45, he sneezed while keeping his eyes open (which I always thought was impossible). | |
| (Character's name) is the most confusing man I've ever met. Who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that? | |
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