| Joke | Missing Word(s) | Number of Missing Words |
|---|
| Chuck Norris counted to ________ - twice | |
| Chuck Norris can slam a ________ _______ | |
| Chuck Norris can win a game of _______ _____ in three moves | |
| Chuck Norris can divide by _____ | |
| There is no theory of _______. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. | |
| Chuck Norris ordered a _____ ___ at Burger King and got one. | |
| Chuck Norris knows the last digit of ___. | |
| When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a _______. | |
| Chuck Norris played ______ ______ with a fully loaded gun and won. | |
| Chuck Norris is the reason why _____ is hiding. | |
| When the ________ goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. | |
| The chief export of Chuck Norris is _______. | |
| Chuck Norris doesn’t need to _______ when eating food. | |
| Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his ____, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer. | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't _____ death. He wins fair and square. | |
Mitch Hedberg Jokes
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