Can you name the Chuck Norris Jokes... again?

created by tenepe
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  • All right, here's another one. I tried to use everyone's suggestions from the first one, and I am open for more! Sources: The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book and Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped
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JokeMissing Word(s)Number of Missing Words
The first rule of Chuck Norris: Follow his rules or eat his __________ ____2 words
Even ______ can't find Chuck Norris1 word
Chuck Norris never uses a stunt double, except during ______ scenes.1 word
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his ____ _____2 words
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another ____.1 word
Chuck Norris can eat just one ______ ____.2 words
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of ____.1 word
Chuck Norris can dribble a ________.1 word
Chuck Norris sleeps with a ______ under his gun.1 word
Chuck Norris did in fact build ____ in a day1 word
All of Chuck Norris's genes are ________.1 word
Chuck Norris can do a _________ with both his hands tied behind his back.1 word
Chuck Norris _____ his shirts while still wearing them.1 word
JokeMissing Word(s)Number of Missing Words
Windows _____ runs just fine on Chuck Norris's computer.1 word
Chuck Norris owns all of the ___ _ pencils.2 words
Chuck Norris owns the other half of the ____ from The Phantom of the Opera.1 word
All of Chuck Norris's teeth are ______ teeth.1 word
Chuck Norris doesn't have to ___ ___ _____. He just stands on the porch and dares it to grow.3 words
Chuck Norris once climbed _____ _______ by accident.2 words
Even ___________ supports Chuck Norris.1 word
When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet... the water gets _____ ______.2 words
Chuck Norris's tears can ____ ______. Too bad he never cries.2 words
Chuck Norris doesn't go _______. He goes killing.1 word
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in ____________.1 word
Chuck Norris consistantly finishes Sporcle quizzes in the _____ __________.2 words
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