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| Hills, that is. Swimmin pools! Movie stars! | |
| He's a radical rat! | |
| ...and start getting real. | |
| Aye Aye Captain! | |
| rrover here! | |
| I am Clyde Crashcup. | |
| Chop chop chop, judo flip. Chop chop chop, judo flip. Chop chop chop. | |
| Armed robbery in progress -See surplus store - Corner of People's Drive and 124th street... | |
| How much is that gowilla in the window? | |
| MAD!! | |
| Petite. | |
| Number one in the hood, G. | |
| Schlamiel, schlamazel! Hosenfeffer Incorporated! | |
| EEK EEK | |
| 'Is everything all right in here?' 'Yes nanny.' | |
| We're Gobo Mokey Wembley Boober Red! | |
| So what do you think, do we put the kids in the...? | |
| OHIO!!! | |
| Goodnight, Seattle, we love you! | |
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| What a wisecracker! | |
| Hey you guyyyyys!! | |
| Tallyhawwwk! | |
| Aaagh! After ten thousand years I'm free! It's time to conquer... earth! | |
| This is Bill Cosby coming at you with music and fun. | |
| That's Chairy! | |
| Let's get dangerous. | |
| It stinks! | |
| HYAAH! [crack] | |
| After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off. | |
| That was a hoot! | |
| Ha ha ha ha ha ha! SPIN IT!! | |
| Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. | |
| Gentlemen, you're about to enter the most fascinating sphere of police work: The world of forensic medicine. | |
| The plane! The plane! | |
| Nanu nanu. | |
| Roadhog! | |
| This is the best elevator music I've ever heard. | |
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Slap Chop! 
Star Wars: Princess Leia Plea 
Mitch Hedberg Jokes
