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Match the quotes to the appropriate show: Seinfeld, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Sopranos, or Sesame Street.
Cosby Show, Community, Capt. Planet, or CSI Miami?
Why do sharks explode? This is because sometimes their brains and sexual organs are made out of M-80's. Sometimes, to attract mates, a shark will explode.
Stop scrunchin' me! This is my work area!... Hey! You got my soul! Gimme back my soul!
No, see, uh, he was beggin' to die, so I mangled him, ate him, and put on his skin as a joke. (laughs nervously). Eh?
Begone, wicked girl-child of television's 'Hanging with Mr. Cooper'!
Won't you help? Just 20 cents a day and we moisten your dreams with man-urine.
The people who live in the neighborhood are terrified by my hopping, and some of them fall off my head and are trampled. It is then that the dance becomes a dance of sadness.
Heeerrrrrreeee FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY!!
From now on, I am watching Pox News. Now there is a trashy news show.
You know, its not fair people are seated first-come-first-served, It should be based on who's hungriest.I feel like just going over there and taking some food off somebody's plate.
Well, I want to return this jacket and she asked me why and I said for spite and now she won't take it back.
Sorry to have disturbed you. Terribly sorry. But the fish will be dead. You do know that. They can't live in plastic. That's not me talking, that's science.
Who's going to take care of the store? And who's going to make me birdseed milkshakes and tell me stories?
I love pigeons, and I love how they walk! And I've created a really cool dance called Doin' The Pigeon!
If you wubba me, then I will wubba you.
So she's talking about her panties, so I say, 'You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?'
Not in the face, okay? Will you give me that, huh?
You know that depression is also a leading factor in impotence.
Isn't that what you said one time? Try and remember the times that were good?
Where do you get off acting all surprised and miffed when there are women on the side? You knew the deal.
I'm going to say a few things, and I'm going to use some bad words. And you're just going to have to deal with it.
You ever go to tie your shoes and you notice the end of your laces is wet? Come on, why would they be wet?
You shouldn't have waxed the floor! You knew I was going to dance!
Right, Koko! That chimp's all right! High-five.
No child of mine is ever going to be named '7!'
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