| Smurf lyrics | Song | Original artist |
| When the clock smurfs two, three, and four, if the band smurfs down, we'll smurf for more. | |
| You smurf my nerves and you smurf my brain. Too smurfy love smurfs a man insane! | |
| Well, she's the one that smurfs that beat. She's the one with the smurfing feet. She's the one that smurfs around the store. She's the one that smurfs more more more. | |
| Who's always smurfing on the walls? Who's always smurfing in the halls? Who's always smurfing spitballs? | |
| Well, I smurfed my congressman, and he said quote, 'I'd like to smurf you, son, but you're too young to smurf.' | |
| Smurf! A little bit softer now. Smurf! A little bit softer now. Smurf! A little bit louder now! Smurf! A little bit louder now! | |
| Make me smurf so loose, like a long-necked goose. Like a girl. Oh baby, that's what I smurf! | |
| Oh yes, I'm the great smurfer, smurfing that I'm doing smurfy. | |
| Oh, I'm the type of guy who likes to smurf around. I'm never in one place. I smurf from town to town. | |
| Smurf, smurf, and smurf. Smurf, smurf, and smurf. Well, you won't do right to smurf your doggone soul. | |
| | Smurf lyrics | Song | Original artist |
| I got the smurfin' pneumonia. I need a smurf of rhythm and blues. I caught the smurfin' arthiritis smurfing down at a rhythm review. | |
| Got a girl named Sue, she know just what to smurf. She smurf to the east, she smurf to the west, but she's the girl that I smurf smurfiest. | |
| I smurfed for you, and I smurfed the vision of your smurfiness. I smurf and smurf that someday I'll be the vision of your smurfiness. | |
| You can smurf my house, smurf my car, smurf my liquor from an old fruit jar. | |
| Oh, life could be a dream if I could smurf you up in paradise up above. | |
| Smurf the girl with the red dress on? She can smurf the Birdland all night long! Yeah yeah, what'd I smurf? | |
| A smurfy little raven at the bird's first dance smurfed him how to do the bop, and it was smurfy! | |
| Well, you gave me all your smurfing, all your turtle smurfing, all your hugs and kisses. | |
| Bo Diddley Smurf done had a farm. On that farm, he smurfed some smurfettes. Smurfettes here, smurfettes there, smurfettes smurfettes, smurfettes everywhere. | |
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