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Arrested Development, Archer,All in the Family, or ALF?
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Match the quote to the appropriate show: Arrested Development, Archer, All in the Family, or ALF.
Seinfeld, Space Ghost, The Sopranos, or Sesame Street?
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it's run over by a car, you don't want it.
Sorry. Household role # 856, subsection D, paragraph 2: We do not eat the cat!
I can watch 10 hours of TV without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
Hey Willie, wouldn't a pizza look good on my tongue right about now?
You type for a while. You've got 25% more fingers.
Are you going to throw a hissy fit every time I squander a couple thousand dollars?
Just the tip?
Sir, that stolen lemur just bit one of your prostitutes right in the face, and she says she can't go to hospital because she's, quote, 'tripping balls.'
It's like being choked by a child. Which I thought would be hot, but...
I swear to god, you could drown a toddler in my panties right now!
So, once again, you're left with the classic Irish man's dilemma: Do you eat the potato now, or do you let it ferment and drink it later?
All I want to do is fight on top of a train! Is that too much to ask?!
What happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?
But he's not a bad guy, Mr. Davis. I mean, like, he'd never burn a cross on your lawn.
You didn't sound colored on the telephone.
Like the good book says: 'Let him that is without sin.... be the rollin' stone.'
Damn that Barney Hefner, I'm gonna murder him. Look what happened to me just now: I nearly busted an ankle jumping over those two pyramids that Barney's dog left on our sidewalk.
What does that make her, a near-Ms.?
I just want my brother to envy my money, but he's got hair. Why can't I have hair and money and him nothing?
Mom signed me up for the army because the fat man dared her to.
It is my responsibility to tell you that there is no candy in this office.
Watch out for the loose seal!
There's unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook!
Thank you, Kirk Cameron, for that incredibly Bible-y introduction.
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