Are you sure? Now, this is not gonna be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content

I laugh in the face of danger! Then I... hide until it goes away.

This is Gidget hair. Don't they teach you anything in history?

A vampire in love with a Slayer. It's rather poetic... in a maudlin sort of way.

So he is a good vampire? I mean on a scale of one to ten. Ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night, one being someone who's... not.

Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg! Like my pain meant nothing.

Oh, he's a vampire! Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care Bear with fangs.

I really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along. Yeah, I get jealous. But I know people. And my gut tells me this is a wrong guy.

Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.

The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that

You think he's too old 'cause he's a senior? Please. My boyfriend had a bicentennial.

Oh! Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say 'yes

Spirit vault for the undead, I've got one. I've been using it as a paperweight.

What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again?

Wow. They should film that story and show it every Christmas.

Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it

Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.

It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and...skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Five By Five

Really? You know, if I'm in the checkout lane at the Wal-Mart, I've had that same one.

I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped. And, frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now.

Don't taunt the fear demon.

Passions is on! Timmy's down a bloody well, and if you make me miss it I'll

'I wonder where I've seen this before' - Where else? The place I spend most of my waking hours memorizing stuff off the sides of mausoleums. Big freaky cereal boxes of death.

Well no, Buff. That's why they're called cartoons not documentaries.

Dammit! You know what? I'm sick of this crap! I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's b

I'm so pleased! Can I trade in the children for more cash?

I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

Out... for... a... walk... bitch.

You learn her source and, uh, we'll introduce her to her insect reflection

And she's important... to the world, precious. As precious as you are to me... Then we have to take care of her. Buffy, promise me, if anything happens, if I don't come through thi

Because she needs something from me. Because I have power over her. You guys didn't come all the way from England to determine whether or not I was good enough to be let back in. Y

Santa always passes me by. Something puts him off. Could be the big honkin' menorah.

Destroyer of the universe. Guess cutting school doesn't seem so bad now, huh.

How long have you known your girlfriend was Tinkerbell?

That's a weird place for a horn. That's not a horn.

Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that Nancy-boy accent. You English men are always so... bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bo

Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch.

A muscle cramp? In your... pants?

You know, it goes away after many bathings

Oh Buffy. You really need every square inch of your ass kicked

Looks like the Hellmouth is officially closed for business.

We changed the world. I can feel them, Buffy. All over. Slayers are awakening everywhere.

We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.

Well, mini-golf is always the first thing that comes to mind.

The Earth is definitely doomed

So here's the part where you make a choice. What if you could have that power, now? In every generation, one Slayer is born, because a bunch of men who died thousands of years ago

And yet here's the thing. When it's something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they're lame morons for fighting, but they d

I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.