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| Yeah Boss? | |
| Hmmm...In all my years as an animal pychologist, I've only seen one animal to exhibit such behavior: a bat. | |
| Hey Maggots! What's the rush? | |
| You're late. | |
| Who dares disturb my slumber?! | |
| Oh excuse me. | |
| Did someone say Ron Weasley? | |
| Now girls... | |
| Cho Chang! | |
| I wanna be a starship ranger! | |
| Welcoooooooooooooome, all of you to Hogwarts. | |
| But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class if we want to pass our OWLs. | |
| Bug? | |
| Yes yes yes. | |
| Underneath these stairs I see the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt. | |
| Did somebody say Ron? | |
| One shot, two shots in the night and they're gone and he's all left alone. | |
| Ron! Ron! | |
| Present your arm, nerd! | |
| Did someone say Draco Malfoy? | |
| HARRY POTTEEERRR! Detention. | |
| OHH! HURRY KIDS WE'RE GONNA MISS THE TRAIN! | |
| Platform 9, Platform 10. Nothing inbetween. | |
| Late? What does it matter? | |
| Yo yo ma. | |
| Is it hot in here or is just me? | |
| AH! AHHHH! | |
| Well, well, well. | |
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| YOU TOO GIRL! | |
| Can someone tell me how to get to Platform 9 and 3/4? | |
| That is the mirror of Erised, Harry. | |
| AND GIRLS! | |
| Hey Bug! | |
| Did somebody say Harry Potter? | |
| Mammals we got mammals coming through! | |
| Ah Malfoy you little sh*t. | |
| ACHOO! | |
| Hello mother. | |
| Hey Bug what's the buzz! | |
| The house cup. A time honored tradition and- | |
| Yo what up man my names Dean Thomas. | |
| Could you sign my Harry Potter poster, Mr. Potter? | |
| That's right! The mosquito brothers! | |
| But I'm George. | |
| MMMM. My decision: nourishment. | |
| IMMA STARSHIP RANGER! | |
| BLOODY HELL! | |
| Nee how Harry Potter, my name is Cho Chang, you should stop by the Ravenclaw house sometime. | |
| Mission Log: Officer February of the Galactic League of Extraterrestrial Exploration, Starship Ranger Corp, Starship 15A2 | |
| Oh boy real muggles! | |
| WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE! | |
| All right people! | |
| Hey Taz! You're pretty tough for a chick! | |
| AH EXPELLIARMUS! | |
| Sorry! Sometimes he just crawls into the darndest places. | |
| I'll try lieutenant but gamma storms are interfering with my equipment. | |
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| HYAH! All right boys and girls... | |
| WHOOOOOOOOOOEE! | |
| Excellant work, Megagirl! | |
| Please state a command for me to service you. | |
| Do my eyes decieve me? | |
| A bat! | |
| Hello? | |
| Hey Vaness! | |
| Commissioner Gordon! Get a load of this! | |
| Oh hey there you Old Snatch. | |
| Oh my! What coulda done this? | |
| How you doin Flopsy? | |
| Why hello there Joey. | |
| I'm Vicki Vale here from channel seven. | |
| I wake up in the morning and it's nothing new. | |
| No! It's Superman! | |
| Line up, sign up, if you're looking for some sin. | |
| Hello! Good morning Joey! | |
| Get pissed, enlist, tap into the devil within. | |
| Welcome home sir. | |
| Let the villainy begin! | |
| JOEY! Are you ready to go to school? | |
| And a dirty way to win! | |
| Sure! | |
| Giddy up up up! | |
| We're making clever quips! | |
| I second that! | |
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