| Quote | Person | Musical |
| I'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces. | |
| I like you too Bug. I like you because you were nice to me. | |
| OH MY GOD A NIGHT TROLL | |
| Who gives a crap about starship rangers? | |
| Mission Log: I think I just heard a spooky noise. | |
| I want Hermione Granger! and a rocket ship. | |
| Well you're not usually on top of a lap, are ya? | |
| You remind me of two great men...who I then found out were the same man. | |
| I mean, I thought he was just hitting on me. | |
| Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders! | |
| Horse ate my cousin! Me and horse got a feud. | |
| And it all started with a facebook poll and some guns! | |