| Quote | Character | Movie |
| 'I'm the best at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice' | |
| 'No. It's what You want.' | |
| 'I'm Driving!' | |
| 'We could never be done... We're brothers, and brothers look out for each other' | |
| 'I'm not going anywhere!' | |
| 'People like you are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child' | |
| 'You should've killed me when you had the chance' | |
| '..Always play the hand you're dealt' | |
| 'I'd never let anything happen to you' | |
| | Quote | Character | Movie |
| 'You never should have left' | |
| 'I'm very serious. I have complete and utter faith in you.' | |
| 'You like fish? I like fish too. Maybe we should get a bite sometime and talk about it.' | |
| 'Logan, you're making me blush.' | |
| You know, when I do this bad things tend to happen' | |
| 'Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.' | |
| 'Great. I'm stuck in an elevator with 5 guys on a high-protein diet' | |
| 'The first boy I ever kissed ended up in a coma for three weeks' | |
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