| Quote | Movie |
| Doc, none of us could remember anything from last night. Remember? | |
| You changed your name to 'McLovin'? | |
| That's two thus far, Shooter. Oh, you can count. Good for you. And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot. | |
| Stifler's mom! | |
| 100 Bucks you slice it in the woods! Sir, there's no betting at Bushwood... and I never slice. | |
| Because we're men... men in tights! | |
| If you gotta shoot, aim high. I don't wanna hit the groundhog. | |
| You really love animals, don't you? If it gets cold enough./ Alrighty then. | |
| Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off. We'll drive home backwards. | |
| She's a witch! Burn her! | |
| Virgins, put on your 'no entry' signs! We are about to confront... guys! / It's good to be the king. | |