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What is this, 1958?
Drive carefully. And don't forget to fasten your condom.
Can I put Cameron back on the list if he promises
This was the moment I'd been dreading for the past six months.
I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do.
Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company
Who's George Banks?
They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need.
-So, can you see him? What does he look like? -He just drove up. -And?
Not only was I not getting rid of the kid...
-Frank thought it'd be nice to have swans waddling around the tulip border. -We don't have a tulip border
Do you think it's enjoyable to get a phone call telling you to come down to the police station because your husband's been arrested for
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