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| Ma'am are you aware that its illegal to possess animals of a barnyard nature in an residentual area? | |
| Mom said you couldn't have one because of your report card. | |
| That's very funny. Where the hell are you going? Hey listen buddy, I'll tell you something, if you leave, you're not getting back in. I'm not taking any crap from you, pal. | |
| Can't you just tell mom your sorry? | |
| [shocked] The whole time? I mean the whole time? | |
| Older? You mean like a Shelly Winters older, or Shirley MacLaine older? | |
| Are you wearing lipstick? | |
| She's got an awful lot of baggage though. Three kids? | |
| I have an appointment on monday and friday evenings to check the apartment. | |
| | Quote | Who says it |
| Mr. Hilliard, You've been able to fool a lot of people into believing that you're a 60-year-old woman, No easy task. And your little speech seemed to be very heartfelt and genuine. | |
| He's half-man, half-woman. | |
| Yes, this is off my Mercedes. | |
| Smoking or non-smoking? | |
| The man has 5 o'clock shadow at 8:30am and your worried about strings. | |
| Oh, sir. I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff, Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting. I'll get them sir. Don't worry. | |
| Hope you have somethin' nice and warm to go home to. | |
| The fact that Pudgy the Parrot has a cigarette shoved into his mouth is morally irresponsible! | |
| Well you take all these cans, you box 'em, you ship 'em. Then you box those cans over there, ship them, then more will come in. You box those, you ship those. Any questions? | |
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