| Quote | Character | 1st or 2nd |
| What do want to take missy for? you hate dogs. | |
| If you want your dog back, call my lawyer. | |
| Have you always been a dog lover? | |
| You gotta give me the stick if you want me to throw it. | |
| If you ask me, what these children need is a little discipline. | |
| I've stepped in the beam. | |
| No matter how many showers I take I still smell Beethoven all over me | |
| Height is just temporary, right? When you wake up in the morning, you're a little taller. | |
| Hey, Mr Newton | |
| I told you he was lying! | |
| We want to get in bed with Newton Auto Air Freshners! | |
| | Quote | Character | 1st or 2nd |
| Yeah, i just have to get my jacket. | |
| That smells terrible. | |
| Okay, the dogs name will be... | |
| You like my bear? | |
| Hey, you, come back here! come here! i'll give you a bone. | |
| Oh I just love these big dumb animals! | |
| You're a very foolish man, Mr. Newton. You should have left well enough alone. | |
| I saw you up in the mountains last summer. You have a cottage up there? | |
| I'm starving, Steve. | |
| I found your dog. she is down in the storage room. | |
| [knock at the door] That's her, that's the dog | |
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