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| 'Hottie is very, very dramatical. She tried to hypmotize me.' | |
| 'Is it kinda weird that I’m getting a little bit emotionable?' | |
| 'You know how the Beatles broke off, they all did their solo projects and they came back together and they were even stronger!' | |
| 'I get to go to overseas places, like Canada!' | |
| 'A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn't.' | |
| 'Pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.' | |
| 'I like Jennifer Aniston cause she's, you know, homely. She obviously has to have something else. It’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything.' | |
| 'I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.' | |
| 'I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.' | |
| 'I’d rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I’m 45.' | |
| 'What’s Walmart? Do like, they sell wall stuff?' | |
| 'All of a sudden, you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.' | |
| 'I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats. And if we didn't wear fur coats, those little animals would never have been born!' | |
| 'I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin museum at Check Point Charlie.' | |
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| 'You don’t know the history of psychiatry, I do! Matt, Matt, Matt, you don't even... your glib! You don’t even know what Ritalin is!' | |
| 'Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.' | |
| 'I would not want to live forever because I don’t believe that one can live forever. And so, I don't think I would want to live forever.' | |
| 'A zebra does not change its spots.' | |
| 'If you want to be mean to each other, just buy a country together and blow each other up. Then we'd have no terrorists left.' | |
| 'Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out 2+2 =10 or something.' | |
| 'I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas! Are there people from Texas who are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one... and that includes me!' | |
| 'If I were a single man I might ask that mummy out. That’s a good looking mummy!' | |
| 'Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.' | |
| 'I’m so smart now. Everyone is always like, 'take your top off.' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid!' | |
| 'Let's get one thing straight, crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Crack is whack!' | |
| 'Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched, and in many cases, helped save lives.' | |
| 'There’s nothing like changes because nothing changes but changes.' | |
| 'It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.' | |
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| 'Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.' | |
| 'I was recently on a tour of Latin America and the only regret I have is that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.' | |
| 'Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says chicken.' | |
| 'I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.' | |
| 'Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp... I'm not worried about the looks. I’m worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten.' | |
| 'So many people in the arenas here, you know, were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them.' | |
| 'We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees.' | |
| 'We got issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.' | |
| 'What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?' | |
| (When asked if they visited the Parthenon) 'I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.' | |
| 'I never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t really like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.' | |
| 'I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.' | |
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