Can you name the animal based on the average size of its 'member'? by swimtroll08

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Animal by Size of its 'Member' Quiz

by swimtroll08

Created Apr 7, 2010 in Just For Fun
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	IWANTMY2DOLLARS:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 04:15 GMT		19 points
	Now I know why my girlfriend calls me a pig. wraps member around leg, stands up to go jogging

	WredAguyW:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 04:27 GMT		12 points
	You actually bothered to research this for this quiz? Dare I ask what your source is?

	Limelight05:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 05:00 GMT		26 points
	the quiz has an error, I typed my name for the 355 inches one and it didn't come up

	PublicEnemy:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 05:32 GMT		4 points
	Pretty stupid we have to do it in order.

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	Hamburger:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 06:52 GMT		1 point
	I hate to be vulgar. But every horse I have seen is much longer than 20 inches. Been on a farm/ranch much?

	Flick:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 12:53 GMT		6 points
	There really should be a warning to Indian elephants in the Game Notes...an Indian elephant with an inferiority complex is not a pretty sight!

	Prozy:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 13:00 GMT		2 points
	I think it should accept just "duck" or "seal" for those. ION, any single bulls out there?

	cntower:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 13:22 GMT		36 points
	I guess Tiger's mistresses can vouch for his 11 inch member

	aruss:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 13:58 GMT		10 points
	alright, so I did the math on that last one and that would mean that an average blue whale has a 'member' of 30 feet, or 1/3 the size of its body. this seemed a little suspicious, so i looked it up and it turns out that a largest member ever recorded on a blue whale was 8 feet, or 96 inches. anyway, point is, you are very, very, very off on that last one.

	pjkiesner:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 14:54 GMT		19 points
	this is disgusting....nominated

	swellwrench:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 16:14 GMT		14 points
	great quiz. if only it had a better source than...author's personal experience?

	Moldemort:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 16:58 GMT		0 points
	The Bluebill duck has the longest penis length in relation to body length of any vertebrate... except me ;) More than half the article about them on Wikipedia is about the penis haha

	penguinman95:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 18:43 GMT		10 points
	Dear commenters: Nobody cares how big you wish yours was.

	lilaz9:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 20:54 GMT		0 points
	how the **** can a pigs dick be that big lol..its not that big of an animal

	AdamBishop:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 21:38 GMT		1 point
	I feel sorry for those lady gorillas. How is that possible anyway? Gorillas are much bigger than humans.

	fred_D_pancakes:	Apr 8th, 2010 at 22:37 GMT		-1 points
	for some reason i guessed "toucan".. anybody else do that?

	lotsofpaulp:	Apr 9th, 2010 at 00:58 GMT		0 points
	The Bluebill Duck aka the Argentine Lake Duck has a 17 inch corkscrew shaped penis. Strange, yes. Look it up.

	tombo:	Apr 9th, 2010 at 02:08 GMT		20 points
	All I can say is, I'm glad this is not a picture quiz...

	ack:	Apr 9th, 2010 at 02:43 GMT		3 points
	frog's body = 4 inches, frog's peen = 3 inches? I'd hate to be a female frog, ouch.

	Illini13:	Apr 9th, 2010 at 03:52 GMT		10 points
	i guess the 'taming of the shrew' must not have been a very difficult task

	mrpotwtf69:	Apr 9th, 2010 at 05:45 GMT		6 points
	Yes!! I got above average..oh wait...that says cat damnit

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	anonymuss:	Apr 9th, 2010 at 06:30 GMT		1 point
	no love for barnacles? I read somewhere they have the largest penis out of all the animals

	kristen58:	Apr 9th, 2010 at 06:46 GMT		-2 points
	How is anyone going to get shrew?

	cantbuymelunch:	Apr 9th, 2010 at 17:36 GMT		6 points
	@kristen58 from the url?

	Robert_Seth:	Apr 10th, 2010 at 18:22 GMT		-2 points
	This is the dumbest quiz. It's just guessing big or small animals...

	Fidelio:	Apr 11th, 2010 at 22:17 GMT		0 points
	Isn't the six-inch figure for humans based on the Kinsey Report, which was self-reported? (ie, the subjects just gave an answer, and the researchers wrote it down without verification?) Doesn't sound like the most scientific way to do it, to say the least.

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	bondquizace:	Apr 12th, 2010 at 05:31 GMT		1 point
	It's crazy to think there's a duck out there with a much bigger penis than me (wikipedia says they get up to 16 inches!). On top of being well hung, these birds are rapists too! You wouldn't think they'd need to be.

	bondquizace:	Apr 12th, 2010 at 05:39 GMT		2 points
	All I can say is I'm glad Donald Duck isn't a blue bill. The guy never wears any pants!

	darthjellybaby:	Apr 13th, 2010 at 13:53 GMT		2 points
	Funniest thing I've read all day.

	HiddenPalace:	Apr 13th, 2010 at 19:00 GMT		1 point
	You need to provide a source. Otherwise, a certain part of your (the creator of this quiz) username is really coming to the forefront here.

	Morbo:	Sep 26th, 2010 at 01:25 GMT		2 points
	Wow. The Walrus sure has an impressive ... tusk. Get your mind out of the gutter, people.

	Sollair:	Mar 15th, 2011 at 12:52 GMT		1 point
	I must be naive... or French. I was thinking 'limbs' ('membres' in French) and not THE 'member' ('membre' in French as well). And as I'm only familiar with the metric system, it didn't help. Still 2 inches for a gorilla's arm was my first clue to finally understand. I wonder if this game exists with nationalities (guess it wouldn't be very good for international relationships on Sporcle). After reading above comments, I have the strange feeling I am the only girl who got lost here. Ah, les hommes!