| Opening Line | Movie | Year |
| Too much garbage in your face? There's plenty of space out in space! | |
| When I was lying in the V.A. hospital with a big hole blown through the middle of my life, I started having these dreams of flying. I was free. | |
| I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. | |
| Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot... | |
| The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. | |
| Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... | |
| Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. | |
| Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wand | |
| She shivers in the wind like the last leaf on a dying tree. I let her hear my footsteps. She only goes stiff for a moment. | |
| I was Sheriff of this county when I was 25 years old. Hard to believe. | |
| I'd never given much thought to how I would die. But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go. | |
| Movietown News presents, 'Spotlight on Adventure.' What you are now witnessing is footage never before seen by civilized humanity: a lost world in South America. | |
| Random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap. | |