| Opening Line | Movie | Year |
| My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. | |
| Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. | |
| Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker. | |
| 9:13. Personal note. When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once, when I was six, I did. | |
| Somebody asked me today, 'Phil, if you could be anywhere in the world, where would you like to be?' | |
| Starling! Starling! Crawford wants to see you in his office. | |
| [singing]There's a bunch of birds in the sky. And some deers just went running by. | |
| 'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story you're about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. | |
| We've become bored with watching actors give us phony emotions. We are tired of pyrotechnics and special effects. | |
| Three billion human lives ended on August 29, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. | |
| Life's not fair, is it? You see, I... well, I shall never be king. And you... shall never see the light of another day. Adieu. | |
| Way out west there was this fella... fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Jeff .... | |
| Come to Los Angeles! The sun shines bright, the beaches are wide and inviting, and the orange groves stretch as far as the eye can see. | |
| How you doing Keaton? | |
| Gentlemen, are we all here? Good. As you know, my plot to high-jack nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage has failed. Again. | |