| Opening Line | Movie | Year |
| As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. | |
| The dream is always the same. | |
| The Hovitos are near. The poison is still fresh, three days. They're following us. | |
| Mommy's going to the beauty parlor, darling, but I'm leaving you with your favorite friend, Roger. | |
| October is inventory time, so right now, Statler Toyota is making the best deals of the year on all 1985 model Toyotas. | |
| Hi, welcome to the future. San Dimas California 2688. | |
| What am I working on? Uh, I'm working on something that'll change the world and human life as we know it. | |
| Mozart! Mozart, forgive your assassin! I confess, I killed you... | |
| Next subject: Kowalski, Leon. Engineer, waste disposal. | |
| In 1988, the crime rate in the United States rises four hundred percent. The once-great city of New York becomes the one maximum-security prison for the entire country. | |
| Hello; my name is Marty DiBergi. I'm a filmmaker. | |
| Isn't this great? The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face... aaah, the perfect day to be at sea! | |
| I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. | |
| Hello? What do you look like? Talk louder, I can't hear you! Hey, hello! Hello, I can't hear you! Five. Yes. Yes. I don't know. I don't know. | |
| I believe in the Church of Baseball. | |