Do you hear me now?

Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement...

Guys, what would you wish you'd done before you died?

Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse,

Emergency water landing - 600 mph. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.

Our great war's a spiritual war.

And we're slowly learning that fact.

The big moose slobbering all over me...that was Bob.

Is it a problem for you to ask?

Where'd you go, psycho boy?

You're not the content of your wallet. You're not your f***ing khakis.

The first rule of fight club is...

If this is your first night at fight club....

Never been in a fight, you?

I'd fight Gandhi.

Which car company do you work for?

-How's that working out for you? -What?

If I did have a tumor...

As for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.

I am Jack's colon.

Yes these are bruises from fighting.

I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.

I flipped through catalogues and wondered:

Reject the basic assumptions of civilization,

Listen to me, I'm giving you a direct order. We're aborting this mission right now.

We're a generation of men raised by women.