I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

Hey everybody,

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

You're a lot of woman, you know that?

He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away,

I've had better food at the ballgame, you know?

The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon...

Ty: You take drugs, Danny?

Danny: Every day.

A flute without holes, is not a flute.

Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.

Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?

Ty: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.

Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?

He called me a baboon...

I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won't have enough money to put me through college.

Four!

Danny, I'm having a party this weekend.

Ty: You've got to win this hole.

Danny: I kinda thought winning wasn't important.

Ty: Me winning isn't. You do.

Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right

'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.'

This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac-