| Quote | Movie | Speaker |
| They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing. | |
| Hanging around, hanging around. Kid's got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him. | |
| Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? | |
| Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? | |
| No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste. | |
| Well, that seems to be the situation. But I don't want that. And you don't want that. And Ringo here definitely doesn't want that. | |
| He was wearing my Harvard tie. Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like oh, sure he went to Harvard. | |
| Probably looking at some very fine jewelry. Possible cash hoarde. Odd marketable securities... Who knows. It's a gem. | |
| You know, I think that most people just think that I hold a camera and point at stuff, but there is a heck of a lot more to it than just that. | |
| They're mutated sea bass. | |