| First Line | TV Show | Pilot Year |
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| Hey, where'd you disappear to last night? After the party I tried to ride some dude's great dane all the way to the water tower and back. It didn't go well. | |
| And that's why the French don't wash. | |
| Bobby, did those babybacks from PapaJoe’s make the flight? | |
| Hey everybody, attention please! I just got a telegram. Dance party has selected the Maxx for a televised dance contest with all those great kids from Bayside. | |
| Please have a little respect for the dying. (You're not dying.) I'm hoping to. | |
| I like your poncho. My dad got me one in Guadalajara. | |
| Gloria, I hurried back. (Great, you can take out the garbage.) | |
| I'm your big brother. If I don't teach you this, who will? | |
| Good morning. An hour ago I resigned as State's Attorney of Cook County. | |
| Owen, what do you think? Wow, she's a beauty. | |
| Kids, breakfast! Kids? Phil would you get them? | |
| I'll be right heeere. I love this movie. This won the Oscar didn't it? (Gandhi. Spielberg was robbed.) | |
| Hey I thought you were playing with the girls? (I am.) But they're outside and you're in here. | |
| Once upon a time there was a typical American girl who happened to bump into a typical red-blooded American boy. | |
| What a bunch of bull. First of all, they didn't write about the interview she did with the Sandinistas. | |
| Bill, hi, it's Mya Gallo. Do you really want to start tonight's news off with a story on strippers? | |
| I am not the person you think I am. That's what you people can't seem to understand. I'm not a bitch. I'm not aggressively plotting to make our mother feel bad. | |
| This is me and this is my best friend Ellen. And this is the Wellsville Fighting Squids marching band. | |
| Sure you got everything honey? (I'm sure Daddy.) Okay, goodbyes are tough, huh. I think I noticed a tear in one of the cockroach's eyes. | |
| Another big night fellas, $164.87. | |
| One double room without bath the 16th, 17th, and 18th. Yes and if you'd be so kind as to confirm by letter. Thank you so much. | |
| Woah, excuse me buddy. There's a line. (There's two lines.) No there's one line. We're in it. | |
| Why is there a letter of resignation on my desk? | |
| What could you possibly have in your nose I don't have? (Was I snoring?) I can't believe you're alive. | |
| Man, back in New Zealand I was getting it on with lots of chicks. | |
| They just delivered the TV an hour ago and Kelly this thing is so gigantic it's ridiculous. I mean, the instruction book is bigger than our old TV. | |
| Veridian Dynamics - Everyday something we make makes your life better. | |
| Leo, Sagittarius, and Aries. (Good. Now the water signs.) | |
| Good morning, all right everybody listen up. As of about one minute ago, the sanitation workers union rejected our final offer. They are now officially on strike. | |
| Court mandated therapy. The family that sold its kids at the flea market didn't get court mandated therapy. | |
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