| Quote | Blank | Character |
| Oh, come on, dude. A _____ got a death grip on your junk. It's funny, ask anyone. [2 words] | |
| A _____ can play fetch with eight balls; no one can hate that. [1 word] | |
| _____, you can't live with them. You can't successfully refute thier hypotheses. [1 word] | |
| This is the worst cobbler I've ever eaten. It tastes like it's made of actual ground-up _____. [1 word] | |
| No, I love my mother, my feelings for my _____ are much greater. [1 word] | |
| Under normal circumstances I'd say I told you so. But ...I will be replacing it with the phrase, I have _____. [3 words] | |
| Trouble is my middle name Leonard. Actually it's _____ but I prefer Trouble. [1 word] | |
| The bravest person in the Marvel universe is the doctor that gives Wolverine his _____. [2 words] | |
| I don't care for novelty editions of Monopoly. I prefer the classics: regular and _____. [1 word] | |
| _____, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavor, are the most apologetic of the boxed candies. [2 words] | |
| Cute is for bunnies. I want to be something with sex appeal. Like a _____! [1 word] | |
| Mummy, I love you. Don't let _____ take me to the future! [1 word] | |
| I think you have a real knack for gigolo work, _____. [1 word] | |
| Thanks to you (Penny), I just made a rhesus monkey cry like a disgraced TV _____. [1 word] | |
| Sheldon went up to [Bill Gates] afterwards and said, 'Maybe if you weren't so distracted by sick children in Africa you could have put a little more thought into _____.' [2 words] | |
| At one point Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of _____. [1 word] | |
| Why hast thou forsaken me, O deity whose existence I _____? [1 word] | |
| Do you think a sexually ambivelent Indian astrophysicist with selected mutism and alcohol issues is better than a 100 lb Jewish guy who lives with his _____? [1 word] | |
| 'm no stanger to mimetic epidemiology. At Johnson Elementary school, the phrase Shelly Cooper's a _____ spread like wildfire. [2 words] | |
| Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my _____ out to a gay couple. [1 worf] | |