| Quote | Blank | Character |
| When I try to deceive I have more nervous _____ than a lyme disease research facility. [1 word] | |
| Oh _____ ... if only I could control everyone the way I control you ... HOP! YOU LITTLE PLUMBER! HOP! HOP! HOP! [1 word] | |
| We're here to see Koothrappali, not kill _____! [1 word] | |
| When I was eight, a Montgomery Ward delivery van ran over our family cat, _____. [1 word] | |
| No Shirt, No Shoes, No _____. [1 word] | |
| I got the _____ stuck in the ditch. [2 words] | |
| Rock, paper, scissors, _____ [2 words] | |
| All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own _____! [2 words] | |
| Is it wrong to say I love our _____? [2 words] | |
| A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of _____, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary. [1 word] | |
| She's only been here a day and a half, and I'm seriously considering _____ as a new career path. [1 word] | |
| We need a plan. How about Operation _____? [4 words] | |
| She calls me _____ because I'm nummy-nummy and she could eat me up! [2 words] | |
| Not with a thousand _____, Howard. [1 word] | |
| Calling a tomato a vegetable is a little wrong, calling it a _____ is very wrong. [2 words] | |
| She is exactly Howard's type. A _____. [1 word] | |
| For what it's worth, my mother says that when we deceive for personal gain, we make _____. [2 words] | |
| Yeah, I have to say I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition. Apparently there is no law of diminishing comedic returns with _____. [2 words] | |
| If we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with _____! [1 word] | |
| I could also be the engineer that builds the _____ that kills Sheldon. [1 word] | |