| First Line | TV Show | Pilot Year |
| Please Luke! Please please please! (How many cups have you had this morning?) None. (Plus?) Five, but yours is better. | |
| Hey Uncle Phil! (I am not your Uncle Phillip.) | |
| Ben, what are you doing here? You'll miss the bus. What's the matter honey? | |
| Nah, Ray's still out of town covering the Yankees. Yeah, I know, he's been gone for four days and he's sixteen minutes late. | |
| If I could just find this damn thing, I could go home. | |
| Mrs. Garrett, where are Kimberly and Arnold? Why aren't they at breakfast? | |
| You know what this about? Why we're all here? To be out. This is out. and out is one of the single most enjoyable experiences of life. | |
| Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new town. | |
| Cheryl, come here for a second. | |
| Well, come on. Let's find that house we bought. | |
| Good morning, Los Angeles. It's seven thirty am in the City of Angels, and the temperature today is expected in the low to mid eighties. | |
| I've been thinking. Mama doesn't have to come live with us. She can just go live with my brother Frank in New York. | |
| Somebody answer the door. (Hey Chip, Dad wants you to answer the door.) | |
| Ok, corn flakes, bran flakes, and suger flakes. (Hey guys, glad to have me back?) We're out of cereal. | |
| My name is Royce Harmon. I reside at 7642 Carpenter Street, Las Vegas, Nevada. I am 41 years of age ... and I'm going to kill myself. | |
| Once upon a time, there was a typical American girl, who happened to bump into a typical red-blooded American boy. | |
| Don't get me wrong, I'm not kidding myself, Anchorage isn't New York City, but it's not Cambodia, right? | |
| Next! (What do you think? Should I smile or not smile?) | |
| In this city live Lucy and Ricky Ricardo. Of course, you know Ricky as the famous orchestra leader and singer. And Lucy is the famous, um, well she's... her hair is very red. | |