| First Line | TV Show | Pilot Year |
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| There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with. | |
| You know that guy you see going into the convenience store when you stop off in a little town on the way to Grandma's house? Sorta shifty lookin fella who buys a pack of smokes. | |
| So, if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed, it will not go through both slits. If it's unobserved, it will. | |
| How 'bout a beer chief? | |
| The Game. They say a person either has what it takes to play or they don't. My mother was one of the greats. Me on the hand, well I'm kind of screwed. | |
| Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you | |
| So, I think it is really important that we remove all soft drinks from the vending machines and replace them with bottled water and naturally sweetened fruit juice. | |
| At this very moment in the town of Couer d'Couers, young Ned is 9 years 27 weeks 3 hours and 6 minutes old. | |
| Dr. Greene ... Dr. Greene. | |
| Binford Tools is proud to present, Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor! | |
| Let go of my hair you little psychopath! | |
| This is my school. If you go here your parents are either millionaires or your parents work for millionaires. | |
| Listen to yourself Bob. You follow her to work. You eavesdrop on her calls. You open her mail. The minute you started doing these things the relationship was over. | |
| Alright Jim, your quarterlies look very good. How are things going at the library? | |
| Now look boys, let's all eat a good breakfast today. I know you're bound to be nervous but we have to have plenty of nourishment and energy. | |
| Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you | |
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