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I thought toilet humor would get less funny over time, but I guess there's no law of diminishing returns on _____. [2 words]Sheldon
Look at us, getting ready for a double date with _____ women who publicly acknowledge that they're our girlfriends.Leonard
We're here to see Koothrappali, not kill _____!Leonard
A couple of virgin Cuba Libres who turned out to be a little _____. Penny
Sheldon, if you were a _____, and I knew and you didn't, would you want me to tell you?Wolowitz
Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. _____ must render you catatonic.Sheldon
Scientists do not _____. Our minds are trained to synthesize facts and come to inarguable conclusions. Not to mention Sheldon is bat-crap crazy.Leonard
I'm torn. She might be _____. I wouldn't want to miss that. But on the other hand, if I let it go to voicemail, I could play it over and over.Wolowitz (about his mother)
The only thing I've learned in the last two hours is that American men love drinking beer, pee too often, and have trouble getting _____.Raj (about football)
No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my____.Sheldon
Yes... For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a _____ sign every time I open my mouth?Leonard
Mr. Spock did not pilot the Enterprise, he was a science officer, and I guarantee you that if he ever saw the Enterprise's '_____' light blinking, he would pull the ship over. (2 wSheldon
Do you know what vegan chicken and rice is? It's _____!Raj
That is my _____. In an ever-changing world it is a simple point of consistency.Sheldon
I am a horny _____, I never joke about math or sex.Wolowitz
We don't need strength, we're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of _____. Give me a lever and a fulcrum and I could lift the earth.Sheldon
Ah _____, the magic elixir that can turn this poor shy Indian boy in the life of the party ... Oh yeah!Raj
A Homo habilis just discovering his _____ says what? [2 words]Leonard (to Kurt)
Obviously you're not well-suited for three-dimensional chess. Perhaps three-dimensional _____ would be more your speed.Sheldon
Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable. It's very wrong to say it's a _____! [2 words]Stuart
Sheldon knows football? I mean _____, sure, but football?Wolowitz
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, _____. It's very simple.Sheldon
Not Sheldon. Over the years we've formulated a number of theories about how he might reproduce. I'm an advocate of _____.Wolowitz
I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of _____ food and split into two Sheldons.Wolowitz
On the other hand, I think Sheldon might be the _____ form of his species and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.Leonard
You fail to take into account that even _____, I am foreign and exotic. While you, on the other hand, are frail and pasty.Raj
Engineering—where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello _____ of science.Sheldon
Koothrappali's going to wet himself, I'm gonna throw up, Sheldon's gonna run away and you're going to _____.Wolowitz (to Leonard)
Did that guy just say 'Revenge is a dish best served cold' in _____?Wil Wheaton
What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits?' Does he provide her with _____? [2 words]Sheldon
My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life, we will be rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with ____Raj
My parents focused on celebrating achievements, and my being expelled from a _____ was not considered one of them. [2 words]Leonard
You know, it's amazing how many _____ have advanced degrees. Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.Sheldon
Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy. They're about taking chubby girls who work at Kinko's and lacing them up in corsets so tight their bosom jumps out and say _____Wolowitz
Do not tell me about my own culture Sheldon! In the mood I'm in I'll take you out, I swear to _____!Raj
Leonard, please don't take this the wrong way, but the day you win a _____ is the day I begin my research on the drag coefficient of tassels on flying carpets. [2 words]Sheldon
Oh, please, that's not a time machine. If anything, it looks like something _____ would drive through the Everglades. [2 words]Penny
Die _____, die!Raj
My mother calls me at work to see if I had a healthy _____. [2 words]Wolowitz
Dennis Kim is 15 years old, and he's already correcting my work. Today I went from being _____ to—you know—that other guy.Sheldon
Kreplach - That isn't Klingon, it's _____ for a meat-filled dumpling!Raj
A reasonable question. I asked myself, 'What is the most mind-numbing, pedestrian job conceivable?' and three answers came to mind: _____, _____, and _____. [Name 1 of the 3]Sheldon
Gentlemen, I put it to you: the worst _____ pudding is better than the best pudding of any other flavor.Raj
First off, that's axiomatically wrong, because the best pudding is _____.Sheldon
Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the _____. [2 words]Wolowitz
No, this is my home now. Thanks to you, my career is over, and I will spend the rest of my life here in _____ trying to teach evolution to creationists.Sheldon
We're all pathetic and cweepy and can't get girls. That's why we fight _____. If you're not there, you'll be subject to widicule.Barry
I found the _____ to be a relatable and engaging character, and I was really with him right up the point that he succumbed to social convention and returned the presents.Sheldon
When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the _____.Leonard (about Sheldon)
Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a _____. Sheldon

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