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| I thought toilet humor would get less funny over time, but I guess there's no law of diminishing returns on _____. [2 words] | |
| Look at us, getting ready for a double date with _____ women who publicly acknowledge that they're our girlfriends. | |
| We're here to see Koothrappali, not kill _____! | |
| A couple of virgin Cuba Libres who turned out to be a little _____. | |
| Sheldon, if you were a _____, and I knew and you didn't, would you want me to tell you? | |
| Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. _____ must render you catatonic. | |
| Scientists do not _____. Our minds are trained to synthesize facts and come to inarguable conclusions. Not to mention Sheldon is bat-crap crazy. | |
| I'm torn. She might be _____. I wouldn't want to miss that. But on the other hand, if I let it go to voicemail, I could play it over and over. | |
| The only thing I've learned in the last two hours is that American men love drinking beer, pee too often, and have trouble getting _____. | |
| No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my____. | |
| Yes... For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a _____ sign every time I open my mouth? | |
| Mr. Spock did not pilot the Enterprise, he was a science officer, and I guarantee you that if he ever saw the Enterprise's '_____' light blinking, he would pull the ship over. (2 w | |
| Do you know what vegan chicken and rice is? It's _____! | |
| That is my _____. In an ever-changing world it is a simple point of consistency. | |
| I am a horny _____, I never joke about math or sex. | |
| We don't need strength, we're physicists. We are the intellectual descendants of _____. Give me a lever and a fulcrum and I could lift the earth. | |
| Ah _____, the magic elixir that can turn this poor shy Indian boy in the life of the party ... Oh yeah! | |
| A Homo habilis just discovering his _____ says what? [2 words] | |
| Obviously you're not well-suited for three-dimensional chess. Perhaps three-dimensional _____ would be more your speed. | |
| Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable. It's very wrong to say it's a _____! [2 words] | |
| Sheldon knows football? I mean _____, sure, but football? | |
| Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, _____. It's very simple. | |
| Not Sheldon. Over the years we've formulated a number of theories about how he might reproduce. I'm an advocate of _____. | |
| I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of _____ food and split into two Sheldons. | |
| On the other hand, I think Sheldon might be the _____ form of his species and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton. | |
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| You fail to take into account that even _____, I am foreign and exotic. While you, on the other hand, are frail and pasty. | |
| Engineering—where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello _____ of science. | |
| Koothrappali's going to wet himself, I'm gonna throw up, Sheldon's gonna run away and you're going to _____. | |
| Did that guy just say 'Revenge is a dish best served cold' in _____? | |
| What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits?' Does he provide her with _____? [2 words] | |
| My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life, we will be rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with ____ | |
| My parents focused on celebrating achievements, and my being expelled from a _____ was not considered one of them. [2 words] | |
| You know, it's amazing how many _____ have advanced degrees. Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out. | |
| Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy. They're about taking chubby girls who work at Kinko's and lacing them up in corsets so tight their bosom jumps out and say _____ | |
| Do not tell me about my own culture Sheldon! In the mood I'm in I'll take you out, I swear to _____! | |
| Leonard, please don't take this the wrong way, but the day you win a _____ is the day I begin my research on the drag coefficient of tassels on flying carpets. [2 words] | |
| Oh, please, that's not a time machine. If anything, it looks like something _____ would drive through the Everglades. [2 words] | |
| Die _____, die! | |
| My mother calls me at work to see if I had a healthy _____. [2 words] | |
| Dennis Kim is 15 years old, and he's already correcting my work. Today I went from being _____ to—you know—that other guy. | |
| Kreplach - That isn't Klingon, it's _____ for a meat-filled dumpling! | |
| A reasonable question. I asked myself, 'What is the most mind-numbing, pedestrian job conceivable?' and three answers came to mind: _____, _____, and _____. [Name 1 of the 3] | |
| Gentlemen, I put it to you: the worst _____ pudding is better than the best pudding of any other flavor. | |
| First off, that's axiomatically wrong, because the best pudding is _____. | |
| Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the _____. [2 words] | |
| No, this is my home now. Thanks to you, my career is over, and I will spend the rest of my life here in _____ trying to teach evolution to creationists. | |
| We're all pathetic and cweepy and can't get girls. That's why we fight _____. If you're not there, you'll be subject to widicule. | |
| I found the _____ to be a relatable and engaging character, and I was really with him right up the point that he succumbed to social convention and returned the presents. | |
| When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the _____. | |
| Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a _____. | |
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