Main Character who owns the guide

Kid who got his name because of his haircut

Leader of the Bullies

Teacher, later becomes the principal

Kid who has a giant backpack

Girl who thinks she is a future lawyer

Gym teacher

Main Character's crush

Janitor

Loves Cookie really smart, later goes out with Seth

Kid who talks fast

Popular girl who likes main character

Main Character's best friend who is techinally a cyborg

Main Character's best friend who is a girl

Woodshop teacher

Computer teacher

Life-Science teacher

Science Teacher

Nerd who writes the Popularity List

Guy from Brazil who is Moze's crush

Guy who carries a basketball everywhere

Kid who is a reporter and takes pictures

Animal that the janitor tries to catch

Kid who passes gas

Vice Principal

Girl with many allergies, later loses them

Group of Girls that love Ned

OUTTA MY WAY MORON!

Twin whose name starts with S

Twin whose name starts with T

8th grader who Cookie falls in love with

Principal, later becomes Social Studies teacher

Bully, secretly in sewing class

Cookie's girl disguise

Techer who teaches thru a computer screen