| Opening Line | Film | Year |
| Henslowe! Do you know what happens to a man who doesn't pay his debts? His boots catch fire! | |
| Mozart! Mozart, forgive your assassin! I confess, I killed you. | |
| Did you know we've made love 113 times? I figured it out on my Beaumark calculator! | |
| Thirteen meters. You should see it. | |
| I don't wanna be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me. | |
| At the height of its power the Roman Empire was vast, stretching from the deserts of Africa to the borders of Northern England. | |
| Hello. My name's (film title). You want a chocolate? | |
| The rush of battle is often a potent and lethal addiction, for war is a drug. | |
| Only ever met one man I wouldn't wanna fight. When I met him he was already the best cut man in the business. | |
| Oh God! | |
| The war criminals will proceed in orderly fashion to the main waiting room and await instructions. | |
| I had a farm in Africa at the foot of the Ngong Hills. | |
| Starling! Starling! Crawford wants to see you in his office. | |
| Five, six, seven, eight... | |
| I was sheriff of this county when I was 25 years old. Hard to believe. | |
| Smeagol, I've got one! I've got a fish, Smeag. | |
| | Opening Line | Film | Year |
| Now it's five and a half weeks and I'm still sitting on four Lamborghinis that can't meet spot emissions standards. | |
| It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. | |
| Let us praise famous men and our fathers that begat us. All these men were honoured in their generations and were a glory in their days. | |
| Mathematicians won the war. Mathematicians broke the Japanese codes and built the A-bomb. | |
| Let the microphone do the work, sir. | |
| So Jamal, tell me something about yourself. | |
| Rejoice O young man in thy youth. | |
| Going to the market, Idella. | |
| I shall tell you of William Wallace. | |
| Let me go, just for a minute. | |
| How are you? Your leg will be fine. A lot of shrapnel came out. I saved you the pieces. | |
| She was a comely young woman and not without prospects. | |
| [A Hebrew prayer is chanted.] | |
| I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school. | |
| Is this the last one? I don't know, there's no ether, either. | |
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