| Quote | Who Said It |
| Yeah, What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?...Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick! | |
| Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you? | |
| Hola Mishamigos. J-Squared got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys. | |
| My own private witness protection. I skipped out of Heaven, had a face transplant, carved out my own little corner of the world. Till you two screwed it all up. | |
| Fight the fairies! You fight those fairies! Fight the fairies! | |
| I wish I could be there in hell to see the flesh slowly ripped off of your skin! | |
| Here, let me look it up in my demon-detox manual. Oh, wait. No one ever wrote one. | |
| All business up front... and party in the back! | |
| Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling. I know a lot of swell tricks | |
| It says you’re from Texas and, ooh, it says you were on a soap opera | |
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| Stop. Guys, stop. Can we be realistic about this please? I can’t move my legs. I can’t be moved. My guts are being held in by an ace bandage. | |
| Can we not fight? You know, half the time we're fighting, I don't know what we're fighting about. We're just butting heads. Sammy, I, I've made some mistakes. | |
| You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact I hear that they ride on silver moon beams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass! | |
| Hi, I'm looking for two boys. One's really tall, and one's really cute. | |
| Castiel, Did you just Molotov my brother... with Holy Fire? | |
| Because, whatever I ask, you seem to do the exact opposite. | |
| I just own a saloon, but hunters have been known to pass through now and again, including your dad a long time ago. John was like family once. | |
| But I want you to know… I'm here for you.You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here! You're too precious for this world! | |
| Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on! | |
| This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes! | |
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