| Love it! There's a gold mine of songs in the episode where Phoebe sings at the library to the kids.
-"Sometimes men love women and sometimes men love men. And then there are bisexuals, but some just say they're kidding themselves."
-"Oh, the cow in the meadow says moo. Oh, the cow in the meadow says moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and chops him up, and that's how we get hamburgers."
-"Now Grandma's a person that everyone likes. She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, and the last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Well your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and someday you will too. La la la..."
These were from memory (sadly), so you might have to check on the exact wording, but there are definitely others too if you wanted to make a sequel. |