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| They won't take you to the vet, you're obviously not their favorite pet, you may not be a bed of roses... | |
| Monica, Monica, have a Happy Hanukkah, saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross... | |
| Whenever I get married, guess who won't be asked to sing?... | |
| Are you in there little fetus, in nine months will you come greet us?... | |
| Little tiny Tarzan... | |
| Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens... | |
| Terry's a jerk, and he won't let me work... | |
| When I play, I play for me... | |
| We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed... | |
| They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch... | |
| Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love, oh your love, your love... | |
| Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap, asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap, said all you need is to write them a song... | |
| You don't have to be awake to be my man, long as you have brainwaves...... | |
| Jingle bitch screwed me over... | |
| Parading goats are parading, parading down the streets, parading goats are parading... | |
| My mother's ashes, even her eyelashes... | |
| The first time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay... | |
| Sometimes men love women, and sometimes men love men... | |
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| There was a girl, we'll call her Betty, and a guy, let's call him Neil, now, I can't stress this point too strongly... | |
| The food here at Javu... | |
| There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you, but don't!... | |
| And the crusty old man said, 'I'll do what I can,'... | |
| Now Grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright shiny bike, but lately she hasn't been coming to dinner... | |
| It wasn't just that she was fat... | |
| I found you in my bed, how'd you wind up there?... | |
| And there's a country called Argentina, it's a place I've never seen, but I'm told for fifty pesos... | |
| Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo, oh the cow in the meadow goes moo... | |
| Bum bum bum, don't take no for an answer, bum bum bum... | |
| My sticky shoe, my sticky sticky shoe... | |
| Fuchsia and mauve... | |
| Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? | |
| I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin', how was I supposed to know... | |
| New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour, but to me it is not scary... | |
| I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song... | |
| Emma, your name poses a dilemma, cause not much else rhymes with Emma, maybe the actor Richard Crenna... | |
| Crazy underwear, creepin' up my butt... | |
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