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| According to greek mythology, the titans were greater than the gods. They ruled their universe with absolute power! well that football field out there tonight, thats our universe. |
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| If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball |
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| All I wanna do is race, daddy |
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| He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but he sure is fast |
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| Theres no crying in baseball |
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| The price is wrong, bitch |
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| Which brings me to my second point kids, Dont do crack |
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| pick me out a winner, bobby |
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| Is this Heaven? No its Iowa |
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| you're excited? feel thses nipples |
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| This is your time. Their time is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em. This is your time. Now go out there and |
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| Stop reading the news clippings. You're small and you're going to be smaller every week. There ain't going to be no growth spurt between now and the first game. You're going to use |
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| You play ball like a girl |
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| I pray you understand why I pushed you so hard! It was only to get you to that next level, Son. I mean, you's the first Shuttlesworth that's ever gonna make it out of these project |
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| No its for everyone who told me that being a Norte Dame Football player would be impossible. My brothers, the guys I work with at the mill they can't come to practice and see that |
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| Excuse me my name's spelled wrong. Nothin personal but by the time I'm through with this is it really gonna matter. |
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| Aw, **** yeah. Quicksands a scary motha, man. I |
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| He respects you, and I think you ought to be the one to tell him. Being that you're going, too |
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| Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out? It's try-out, you half a meatball. |
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| Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time |
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| In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl. |
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| I'm looking for Henry Rulenfurter. |
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| Oh, that's right. What I call football, you call soccer. So, this is a soccer ball. |
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