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| Does that detect any type of smoke? | |
| Kelso, we have to talk about doing it at the Molly Hatchet concert. | |
| You're stubborn, under qualified and can barely speak English... Welcome to the DMV. | |
| Suffice to say that it involved a crowded parking lot, a half off sale and a pair of pants that made my ass look like an oil painting. | |
| Kelso, I'm gonna miss you trying to grab my boob... it makes me feel pretty. God, I'm sad. | |
| Yeah, sure it is. Look, say I had to catch my own food, right? But I only ate really fast animals? My feet would eventually evolve into rockets. | |
| Red, I thought I'd never say this, you smell nice. | |
| I saw a UFO once, man. It was just hanging there in the sky. Then it sent me a message, in big bright yellow letters. I told me I was gonna have a good year. | |
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| When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass. | |
| If I don't get a friggin' M & M, then I'm gonna start swingin'. | |
| I love...cake | |
| You know what your problem is? You're really cute, but nobody ever told you to shut your piehole. | |
| What are you going to put on your resume, dumbass? | |
| Liar. I am the bitch. And you love me. | |
| I never pat myself on the back. So yeah I got that going for me. | |
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