That '70s Show Quotes

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You're stubborn, under qualified and can barely speak English... Welcome to the DMV.
I never pat myself on the back. So yeah I got that going for me.
Liar. I am the bitch. And you love me.
Yeah, sure it is. Look, say I had to catch my own food, right? But I only ate really fast animals? My feet would eventually evolve into rockets.
I love...cake
Kelso, we have to talk about doing it at the Molly Hatchet concert.
You know what your problem is? You're really cute, but nobody ever told you to shut your piehole.
What are you going to put on your resume, dumbass?
If I don't get a friggin' M & M, then I'm gonna start swingin'.
Suffice to say that it involved a crowded parking lot, a half off sale and a pair of pants that made my ass look like an oil painting.
Red, I thought I'd never say this, you smell nice.
Does that detect any type of smoke?
When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass.
Kelso, I'm gonna miss you trying to grab my boob... it makes me feel pretty. God, I'm sad.
I saw a UFO once, man. It was just hanging there in the sky. Then it sent me a message, in big bright yellow letters. I told me I was gonna have a good year.

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