| Quote | Character |
| Dirty Hippie | |
| I'll fight you pilgrim | |
| Girls can't play sports | |
| Do the helmet test | |
| I'm a little concerned about being a slut | |
| How could you treat me like that. You ain't bright | |
| I think you've been eating the wrong kind of mushrooms, Dale | |
| Butter! Double the butter | |
| The Super Bowl is always a blow out. | |
| | Quote | Character |
| Get you hands off me you gutter slut | |
| He better not be one of those Carter appointees | |
| They told me it was bulletproof | |
| You've been raking my leaves with a golf club? I want my quarter back | |
| Hey Don, I'm a dandy too | |
| Leon's in the parking lot Honey, and he looks disgruntled | |
| Which brand is more absorbant? | |
| I was crying, it made you feel a little uncomfortable... | |
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