Morning Benders, jump in the minge mobile.

Softly softly catchy monkey

I'm not eating that..

Bring your wellies

Please don't have a w*nk over my mum

There's plenty more fish in the sea

There's nothing funny about testicles

Her Dad died

I saw a lot of leg on the way down, a bit of tit on the way up

Gotta go see a man about a dog

I'm in a bubble

If my mum told me we were going on holiday in a caravan

Jay driving us to school really made me feel like royalty

You've had an eventful day bunking off school, buying alcohol illegally, defacing carly's drive and insulting Neil's dad, have i missed anything?'

I'm not mad keen on the idea of you having sex at all, but at least I know you're doing it somewhere comfortable.

Won't university be a bit boring though

I can't use the phone

They've put a curtain up so we can't see the clunge.

Bit over dramatic.

Just row back, on holiday in Spain one year me and my mate took a pedalo out and went to Africa.