If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?

As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?

Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants baby?

You know what's remarkable?

Tell me, Mr. Powers. Do you swing?

When did you get 'The Clapper'?

Why not use your knowledge of the future to play the stock markets? We could make trillions.

Mini-me

Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do.

I've not seen my willie in two years

I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain.

Listen Missy, would you fancy another go?

Do you smoke after sex?

Mini Me? Where are you?