| Quote | Character |
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| Knocking off a youngster ain't gonna mean all that much to me. Okay? | |
| He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. | |
| It's down the hall and to the left. | |
| Well, two Turtle Doves. I'll tell you what you do: you keep one, and you give the other one to a very special person. You see, Turtle Doves are a symbol of friendship and love. And | |
| Peter, I'll be fine. The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me. | |
| [Fires Tommy gun] Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. [fires again] And a Happy New Year! | |
| Beat that, you little trout sniffer. | |
| At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. Five floors of cash. Then after that we get a couple of phony passports then it's off to Rio... | |
| Get outta here, you nosey little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly! | |
| Your drawers, sir. I was very discreet. | |
| You two already missed the gift exchange back at the prison. | |
| [proudly] The finest in New York. | |
| [Drinks Pepsi... smiles] Yeah, with me. | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted. | |
| [turns around to reveal his frightening face] Ain't much better in here, kid! | |
| I'm just afraid if I do trust someone, I'll get my heart broken. | |
| Guests of the new celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel, New York's most exciting hotel experience. For reservations, call toll free: 1-800-759-3000. | |
| Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage. [laughs and knocks on table] | |
| Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there, armed to the teeth... [slap] Do bundle up, it's awfully cold outside. | |
| [gasps] It's a lie! | |
| Two scoops, sir? | |
| We'll notify the credit card company and they can track down where he is if and when he uses it. | |
| Watch it, kid! Ha ha ha! | |
| You want someone to read you a bedtime story? [laughs] | |
| I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night. | |
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