Miscellaneous / Oscar Wilde or Frank Zappa

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The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
I am not young enough to know everything
Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
So many books, so little time.
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
No good deed goes unpunished.
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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