Oscar Wilde or Frank Zappa

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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.
It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
I am not young enough to know everything
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
So many books, so little time.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
No good deed goes unpunished.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

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