Man: 'I was just....I'm in love with you.' Girl: 'What?'

Man: 'You still my girl?' Girl: 'Always.'

Man: 'No, did she get off the plane?' Girl: 'I got off the plane.'

Girl: 'You don't have to be so macho all the time.' Guy: 'I'm not macho.' Girl: 'You're right, I don't know what I was thinking.'

Girl: 'God what is wrong with me?' Guy: 'Nothing, you're perfect.'

Girl: 'I love you.' Guy: 'Dude really? That's awesomesauce.'

Girl: 'I'll take the west wing you can take the east wing. You'll be the First Gentleman.' Guy: 'Actually that sounds kind of great.'

Girl: 'Were going to be boring high school students, who live in a world where the V-word is not uttered.' Guy: 'Got it.'

Girl: 'I got us a couple of salads.' Guy: 'Ooh.' Girl: 'A box of 36 hot wings.' Guy: 'Now thats what I'm talkin bout, I love this woman.'

Guy: 'You know, when I think about how much I love you.' Girl: 'I'm pooing.'

Guy: 'Marry me will you be?' Girl: 'Your wife becoming me will I.'

Girl: 'Break a leg.' Guy: 'I love you.'

Girl: 'So where to?' Guy: 'Wherever you're going.'

Girl: 'You checking me out?' Guy: Trust me, if I was checking you out, you'd know it.'

Girl: 'Kiss me James.' Guy: 'You got it Blondie.'

Guy: 'This is just a painting.' Girl: 'This is a masterpiece.' Guy: 'We're a masterpiece.'

Guy: 'It's you.' Girl: 'What?' Guy: 'When all my dreams come true, the one I want standing next to me. It's you.'

Guy: 'It's for you.' Girl: 'Stop it, come on.' Guy: 'Don't say I never gave you anything.'

Guy: 'If I could nail any celebrity it would be my wife.' Girl: 'Awe, for me it would be Hugh Jackman.'

Guy: 'How you gonna feel when he sees you without makeup?' Girl: 'I'm not wearing makeup.' Guy: 'Holy crap, you're beautiful.'

Guy: 'What about Bessie and the B&B? They need you.' Girl: 'Not as much as I need you.'

Guy: 'May I ask you a personal question.' Girl: 'You were just licking blood out of my head. I don't think it gets much more personal.'

Girl: 'At least I have someone who loves me by my side. You should find someone who loves you too.' Guy: 'I have, she is standing right in front of me.'