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We have a new record!
'The gloves are off, God.', 'God has taken my bird and my bush.', 'God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass.', 'Smite me, O Mighty Smiter.'
So, God is picking on you?
Oh, God.
Lord, feed the hungry, and bring peace to all of mankind. How's that?
I've got a very rare blood type. I'm AB positive.
Okay, cool man, the day a monkey comes out of my butt is the day you'll get your 'sorry'.
--I needed time to reassess my goals and get in touch with my true self. -You did that in a day?
God doesn't take vacations. Does he?... Do ye?
Bruce, you have a divine spark. You have a gift for bringing joy and laughter to the world. I know, I created you.
It's a good thing I'm wearing this...
In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today...
The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister...
Excuse me, I need a spoooo...
People want me to do everything for them. But what they don't realize is they have the power. You want to see a miracle, son?
Bless you, bless all of you!
You haven't won a fight since the fifth grade and that was against a girl.
I'm dead?
Bruce giveth and Bruce taketh away. Don't like it?
Is this heaven?
So tell us, Mama, why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?
Well, it was nice to meet you, God.
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