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| I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park! | |
| Speed. I am speed. | |
| You keep talking to yourself, people think you're crazy. | |
| I'm tellin' you, man, every third blink is slower. | |
| I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics. | |
| Boogity Boogity Boogity! Let's go racin'! | |
| Maybe I should've uh... hooked him up to Bessie... and then, uh... then took the boot off. | |
| Mario Andretti knows my name! You have to let me in now! | |
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| I must scream it to the world, my excitement from the top of someplace very high. Do you know many Ferraris? | |
| What? Did I forget to wipe my mud flaps? | |
| Hey, was that floating like a Cadillac, or was that stinging like a beemer? I'm confused. You drive like you fix roads - lousy! | |
| Hey, McQueen, that must be really embarrassing. But I wouldn't worry about it... because I didn't do it! | |
| You just gave up the Piston Cup, you know that? | |
| Wreck? Shoot! I'm the world's best backwards driver! Just watch this right here, lover boy. | |
| Cars didn't drive on it to make great time. They drove on it to have a great time. | |
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