| TV Plot Haiku | Name of TV Show |
|---|
| Alien crash lands / Falls in love with his roommate / Doesn't eat her cat | |
| Advertising's great / When all you do is smoke, drink / And wear fancy suits | |
| Shipwrecked and stranded / With Grumby, Ging, and the Prof / Some short boat ride, eh? | |
| The final frontier / Where no man has gone before / 'Beam me up, Scotty!' | |
| A queen is murdered / A homecoming queen, in fact / R.I.P. Laura | |
| Girl moves to L.A. / 'The rest is still unwritten' / Is this real TV? | |
| Carl's killed by a team / Of anthropomorphized foods / Stay out of my pool | |
| 3 by 3 structure / 'Pick a star and win a prize' / Celeb tic-tac-toe | |
| A curly-haired girl / Works at Dean & DeLuca / Studies in New York | |
| Chairman Kaga says, / 'Allez Cuisine!' Translation: / Japanese food fight? | |
| Analyzing blood / Isn't as fun as murder / Don't let Deb catch you | |
| 'Hola, Senor Chang' / Ex-lawyer goes back to school / This isn't The Soup | |
| | TV Plot Haiku | Name of TV Show |
|---|
| Stop eating those chips! / Sweat it out! Run, fatboy, run! / Don't be a winner! | |
| Sneaky backstabbing / In wicked Wisteria / Suburbia bliss? | |
| N.Y.C. rich kids / Living such drama-filled lives / Kristen Bell narrates | |
| Hi there, Mr. White / I can see your underwear / Can I buy some meth? | |
| Addressing issues / Too racy for Cosby's show / Hey! Denise grew up | |
| For the B.A.U. / Your mind's the scene of the crime / Psychos? Analyzed! | |
| Somewhere in Pawnee / A pit turns into a park / Leslie Knope 4 prez | |
| Dad is sent to jail / 'It ain't easy being white' / Someone save our Bluths | |
| Great Cornholio! / This 'B & B' doesn't stand / For bed & breakfast! | |
| Speedy home decor / Ty uses a megaphone / A bus blocks my view | |
| Name of Sam's husband? / Durwood? Dum-Dum? What's-his-name? / Don't ask Endora | |
| Life 'loosely scripted' / With the writer of Seinfeld / No, it's not Jerry | |
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'90s TV Theme Songs
Movie Plot Haikus
TV Plot Haikus
