| TV Plot Haiku | Name of TV Show |
|---|
| It's not possible / Over the course of one day / A man saves the world | |
| They find your semen / At the scene of the murder / They send you to jail | |
| Greedy oil baron / Socializes with cowboys / Did you shoot J.R.? | |
| Take minor celebs / Mock them for their bad dancing / Grandma will watch it | |
| Plain ol' high school kid / Killing vampires with her friends / 'Once more with feeling!' | |
| She puts on a wig / And 'gets the best of both worlds' / Disney rakes in cash | |
| Just some family / Hey! Is that Janet Jackson? / 'Whatchoo talkin' bout?' | |
| Lives across from dad / Mom's always coming over / He gets all the love | |
| A two-man folk band / Tries to make it in New York / 'Fly back home, kiwis!' | |
| 'Wanna be on top?' / Duke it out with these tall girls / Don't forget to 'smize' | |
| Just like Las Vegas / Except everything's orange / The main guy's a jerk | |
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