| Opening Line | Song | Album |
| 'I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist, they call me Slim Roethlisberger' | |
| 'Hailie, I know you miss your mom, and I know you miss your dad when I'm gone, but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had' | |
| 'Hi, kids. Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eye lids?' | |
| 'Haters gettin' mad, they done had enough of Shady. You slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me.' | |
| 'Back with Andre the Giant, Mr. Elephant Tusk. Picture us, you'll be just another one bit the dust' | |
| 'I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this, if you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus' | |
| 'I don't do black music; I don't do white music; I make fight music for high school kids.' | |
| 'I'm lookin' at ya, yeah, girl, you're kinda taken back by the whole rapper thing, aren't ya?' | |
| 'Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'' | |
| 'Some days I sit, starin' out the window, watchin' this world pass me by.' | |
| 'Man, first of all, I'm a boss. I just wanna get that across.' | |
| 'I never woulda dreamed in a million years I'd see, so many mother f***ing people who feel like me.' | |
| 'I don't think she understand the sacrifices that I made. Maybe if this bitch had acted right I woulda stayed.' | |
| 'You 'bout to witness hip hop at it's most purest, most rawest form, flow, almost flawless.' | |
| 'Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?' | |
| | Opening Line | Song | Album |
| 'I hang with a bunch of hippies & wacky tobacco planters, who swallow lit roaches and light up like Jack-o-lanters' | |
| 'Hi there, little boys and girls. Today we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels.' | |
| 'Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have, I been protested and demonstrated against.' | |
| 'If Proof could see me now, I' know he'd be proud.' | |
| 'Back by popular demand, now pop a little Zantac, or ant' acid if you can.' | |
| 'The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer. She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams...' | |
| 'My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge, that'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or les.' | |
| 'There's a storm coming that the weather man couldn't predict....' | |
| 'I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more, they want Shady, I'm chopped liver.' | |
| 'His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.' | |
| 'You find me offensive? I find you offensive for finding me offensive.' | |
| 'I feel like I'm morphin', into something that's so incredible that I'm dwarfin', all competitors...' | |
| 'I was born to brew up storms, stir up sh*t, kick up dust, cuss 'til I slur up spit..' | |
| 'If I, were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow, would you feel sorrow, or show love or would it matter?' | |
| 'Went to John's rave with Ron and Dave, met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved..' | |
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